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UPDATE: THIS FILE LAST EDITED 8-2014

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FOR OLDER PEOPLE, THE PRESENT, FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE, THE FUTURE AND FOR THOSE IN-BETWEEN HERE IS THE SLIPPERY SLOPE:

I CANNOT SEE
I CANNOT PEE

I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT SCREW

OH MY GOD
WHAT CAN I DO

MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS

NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE HELL

MY MOOD IS BAD -- CAN YOU TELL

MY BODY IS DROOPING
HAVE TROUBLE POOPING

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

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FINALLY, HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF ADVANCED AGE LABELS...

1. OLD FOLKS
2. ELDERLY
3. SEMI-SENIOR
4. SENIOR CITIZEN
5. SEASONED CITIZEN
6. OLDER
7. RETIREE
8. FEEBLE
9. FRAIL
10. AGING
11. OLD TIMER
12. OVER-THE-HILL
13. ELDER
14. WHITE HAIR
15. PENSIONER
16. SILVER HAIR
17. WRINKLY
18. OLD FOGEY
19. HONORED CITIZEN
20. BLUE HAIR
21. OLD GEEZER
22. OLD AGE
23. OLD FART
24. DUST IN A DRESS
25. OLD GOAT
26. MATURE
27. GRIZZLED
28. OLD COOT
29. SALT AND PEPPER

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